Meet Mark Mayfield

It’s pretty simple what Mark Mayfield does: he talks about very serious stuff in a very funny way.

Mark has one of the most diversified backgrounds in the speaking industry having owned and operated several businesses ranging from livestock production to nightclubs to golf instruction, and also spent ten years as a lobbyist in Washington, D.C. and in thirteen state legislatures for a Fortune 500 company. That business experience combined with his work as a nightclub performer allowed him to create truly unique presentations. His tagline is simple: Solid Business Wisdom in a Brilliant Comedic Style. He is one of the rare individuals in the world who is equally adept at performing comedy shows or high content speeches.

He has received rave reviews sharing the stage with a wide variety of celebrities like Paul Newman, Peter Frampton, Andy Grammer, Rachel Platten, and Bob Newhart and has introduced a President of the United States on a live, nationwide television broadcast.

Mark is the author of several self-help books and two joke books, including his latest on mental health, and has spoken to a “Who’s Who” list of corporations, conventions, and trade associations over the past four decades. He was raised on a farm, received two degrees magna cum laude from Kansas State University, and taught school before he began his lobbying, business, and speaking career. He has received the CSP designation from the National Speakers Association and has been inducted into its Hall of Fame.

Mark is Grandpa to Delaney, Archer, Reid, and Everett, and the proud father of two amazing daughters, Leah and Lindsay. His hobbies are golf, basketball, and music, and he was voted one of the top five funniest people in his family.

From comedy shows to seminars, Mark’s philosophy is simple: Say it with humor, and people will take the message home. A national convention planner recently called Mark “one of the very few, really funny, inspiring men in America today”.

Mark’s mom also said that once after a small bribe.

Why Mark?

Timely
Mark’s most popular topic is his mental health program “Find Your Day”. That subject has never been more timely. Mental health affects virtually every aspect of one’s personal and professional lives. Because of his versatility and comedy background, this isn’t a depressing presentation, it’s just the opposite. It’s uplifting. And it’s hilarious, yet filled with practical steps on how to deal with stress, anxiety, and depression. Did I mention it was hilarious?
Memorable
Because your meeting needs to be memorable. Two days after the event, the people won’t remember whether they had green beans or peas. But they’ll remember for years whether or not the speaker was great. Countless times Mark has been told, “you were the best part of our event”.
A Funny Speaker
Because a funny speaker is often rated the highest on post conference evaluations. And Mark is…”one funny speaker”! People love to laugh AND learn at the same time. That’s Mark’s trademark.
Retention
Because people remember funny stuff, so what better way to drive home a point? Why can’t you remember where you put your keys, but you can recall that funny line to a movie? Humor aids in retention.
Unique Background
Because he’s not just another speaker. His unique background as a school teacher, corporate lobbyist, nightclub performer, and owner of several businesses has made him a speaker that delivers real-life, hands-on, practical wisdom.
His Message Sticks
Because you want your people to take home something. One of the signs of a great speaker is when the audience repeats what they’ve heard. After Mark speaks, he always has a lot of mimics.
Versatility
Because he’s one of the rare individuals in the world who is equally adept at delivering high content speeches or stand-up comedy. He can mix the “meat” with the “mirth” in any combination you like.
He’s a Pro
Because he’s one of the most flexible and easy to work with presenters you’ll ever meet. He’s seen every situation, he’s dealt with every problem on stage, he’s a Pro’s pro. You’ll love him.

Mark Mayfield: Your Next EMCEE!

Mark Mayfield is not just an entertaining speaker, he’s also one of America’s finest Master of Ceremonies. Some emcees are just a script reader or a voice. Not Mark. He adds comedic professionalism throughout your event and provides an element of continuity as he inserts adlibs, makes introductions, does monologues, presents awards, and interviews guests.

Mark will customize his material and will become part of your theme. He has also on several occasions played the “imposter” role at the beginning of the event. He has been a new company hire, a futurist, an IRS examiner, a jeweler, a legislator, and a runway model just to name a few. After the spoof is revealed, he transitions into his role as your Master of Ceremonies.

If you really want your event to be high energy, entertaining, flow smoothly, and make an impact, then you’ve got to have Mark as your host. He will make your meeting memorable.

Testimonials

Mark’s always said you can slip somebody twenty bucks and they’ll say nice things about you. But none of the following people even got a dime. They were just blown away by the wit and wisdom of Mark Mayfield at their meeting. Why aren’t you booking one of America’s finest humorists for your next event?

“You were insightful AND hilarious! Many of your comments could be heard in the hallways for days afterwards. AWESOME!”
H&R Block
“You rock! What humor and what training!”
U.S. Army
“Rarely do we find someone who so thoroughly investigates our organization. You got immediate buy-in from the audience. You were simply amazing!”
AmericInn
"Our employees were absolutely spellbound with your performance and talked about it for months! you are incredible."
Verizon
“You made me look like a genius. Your Keynote Address in the morning and the Awards Banquet Comedy that night were the best ever. Your strong target message with related hysterical comedy is a rare, rare talent.”
Crownline Boats
“Everyone raved about your hilarious thought-provoking program that you tied to the previous speaker. In all my years of hiring speakers, I have to say unequivocally, you are the best.”
National Cattlemens’ Beef Association
“We normally lose a lot of people during our closing session. Not this time. You held our people with rapt attention and the feedback was off the charts.”
American Bankers Association
"Your presentation was a rousing success with our normally reserved membership. Thanks for making me look so good."
National Association of Bar Executives
"If you get any funnier, we will have to take out special insurance for those who spilt their sides while listening to you!"
Kansas Farms Bureau
Kansas Farms Bureau
"Mark captured the audience from the very beginning. He not only touched the heart of my 10 year old daughter, but also my 80 year old mother-in-law. Excellent!"
Illinois Association of Mutual Insurance Companies
Illinois Association of Mutual Insurance Companies
“Your performance was once again superb. You had us eating out of your hand. You delivered the messages we asked and had our people in stitches.”
American Express
“What can I say……they all loved you!”
Merck
"You were an incredible hit. Everyone loved you. I've never seen our officials laugh so much."
Virginia Association of Counties
"You did an hour show and had our people in stitches. They demanded an encore and you came back and had them crying with laughter from another twenty minutes... Unbelievable!"
National Fire Academy
"Usually, if we have 200 people attend an event, we get 200 varying opinions. On your presentation, our members were unanimous: Mark Mayfield was excellent!"
Texas Association of Life Underwriters
"You had our 350 people literally rolling in the aisles with laughter, but still gave them a great message to take home. Absolutely every evaluation was a rave."
Johnson County Community College
Johnson County Community College
“It’s amazing that you are able to keep everyone laughing continuously and still deliver a very important message to them!”
Friends University
"What can I say... you and your presentation were terrific. I've never seen so many people woping their eyes and holding their sides at the same time. You are the best decision we made for our convention."
Arizona Automobile Dealers Association
Arizona Automobile Dealers Association
"Thank you for bringing needed laughter to our National Conference. You are a very gifted person whose humor comes naturally. You have us all inspiration to continue to deal with life."
Mother's Against Drunk Drivers
"You were just the right thing to get the day started. I have received nothing but rave reviews. What a wake up call!"
Missouri Bankers Association
Missouri Bankers Association
“You did such a fantastic job at our events. Our people said you were by far the best speaker we have ever had!”
Wells Fargo
"You challenged our executives and provided an excellent kickoff. It was REAL content with REAL comedy. We will call you again soon!"
Ocean Spray
"Technical people laughing outrageously. I didn't think it was possible. You were a HUGE hit."
Western Digital
"You did a marvelous job. The participants rated your talk as the most enjoyable part of the conference."
Ladies Auxiliary of VFW
"Your presentation was outstanding and very, very funny. You made our convention the best ever."
Far West Equipment Dealers Association
Far West Equipment Dealers Association
"You were by far our highest rated speaker. We want you back for next year!"
American Urology Association
"Mark Mayfield is hysterical! Everyone, absolutely everyone, was laughing with him."
Michigan Beer & Wine Wholesalers Association
"Often, the test of a good talk is how many people repeat portions of the talk in subsequent days - you had lots of mimics."
The Irrigation Association
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I've never had SO many people that were SO happy!"
Connecticut Credit Union Association
Connecticut Credit Union Association
"Our crowd is not an easy one to please, but they couldn't say enough great things about you. What great humor and message!"
AT&T
"Mark's humor was hilarious and his message was never lost in the comedy. I recommend him to anyone."
Emergency Nurses Association
Emergency Nurses Association