Funny Motivational Speaker and his Funny Pets

I make a living as a funny motivational speaker making people laugh (hopefully). But my pets make me laugh. Pets are great companions because they love you unconditionally, as long as you give them a treat or scratch them behind the ears. I scratched my wife behind the ears once and found it’s apparently different…

Funny Motivational Speaker is Mom’s Favorite

Funny Motivational Speaker is Mom’s favorite, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. But since I’m her favorite, this blog is for her. Why? Because her birthday is this month. She always tells me I’m her favorite, although I’m pretty sure she tells my four siblings the same thing. I’m pretty sure she means…

Funny Motivational Speaker Asks What Happened to Handles

Funny Motivational Speaker Asks What Happened to Handles.  Why won’t auto-faucets ever work for me. I thought they were a timeless invention. I’m talking about the handles that adorn bathroom fixtures in public places. Like many of us, I struggle with technology. Maybe more than most. On my first computer purchase I asked the clerk…

Funny Motivational Speaker Battles Winter

Funny Motivational Speaker Battles Winter.  You need a sense of humor to get through cold weather.  I love this season. Family. Friends. Holiday parties. Gift giving. Being thankful. All the best stuff in life. I just wish all that didn’t come with the cold weather. First of all let me vent about the “wind chill…

Funny Motivational Speaker and Halloween

Funny Motivational Speaker and Halloween is a beautiful combination.  Simply put:  candy and costumes.   Holidays are a plenty.  Most of them have historical significance.  Which is why you often get a day off from work, so you can sit and read about our past and truly appreciate those who came before us.  You do that,…

Funny Motivational Speaker and his Real Job

Funny Motivational Speaker and his Real Job.  It has nothing to do with speaking. It started with the baby talk. The proud papa next to me on the plane was flying with his young son. Baby talk to me is like fingernails on chalkboard. I got a back shiver willy just now writing that. This…